1. The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".

2. Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".

3. There are no "petrol pumps",but "gas stations".

4. "I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.

5. In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and pay  with bills (dollars).

 6. There are no "soft drinks",.. only "sodas".

7. Never "post" a letter, ;always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps ..don't "stick" them.

8. U no longer live in "flats" , U live in "apartment".

 9. U don't stand in a "queue",..you are in a "line".    U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".    U never "joke",U just "kid".    U don't try to find a lift, ..U find an elevator.

10. There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.      You do not ask for brinjal ask for eggplant also there are no ladys finger ..its Okra !